1) Najwa is feeding his father'cow with chocolate
Father :Why are you feeding the cows with chocolate?
Najwa :I want chocolate milk
2) Mother :Why is this zero on your test paper,son?
Son :That's not a zero,mum.Teacher ran out of stars,so she gave me a moon..
3) Husband :Wife!I buy you dresses,shoes,rings and many things.
Now,what else do you want,wife?
Wife :I want a new husband